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: 50 greatest comedy sketches - Absolutely at No. 30Clip length : 2 min 13 sec Filesize : 2.50Mb Featured in : 50 Greatest Comedy sketches show, CH4 Comments : On Channel 4 April 3rd 2005 a show called the 50 Greatest comedy sketches was shown. Absolutely came in at number 30, Thanks to those who voted for it ! This is the clip from that show. To see the full top 50 see here. |
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Title : Job
Interview from hell Clip length : 3 min 40 sec Filesize : 4.09Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 1 Comments : This rare sketch was the second sketch in the very first episode and a taste of things to come. |
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: Little Girl - The Queen Clip length : 3 min 52 sec Filesize : 4.31Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 2 Comments : Shes king of all the country and the world and the universe. She has the special glasses that were given to her by Jesus. |
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: Don and George - Buying a Sofa Clip length : 3 min 56 sec Filesize : 4.41Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 1 Comments : It's too near and its not gunna work on a Thursday!. Gas off I think George, Clever Clever |
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: Don and George - The Soups a bit ? Clip length : 4 min 12 sec Filesize : 4.69Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 6 Comments : The soups a little bit $!%&*£!""!, then theres a moment of calm isn't there!. Well theres mud in your eye Don. |
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: Nice Family - Bondage Clip length : 4 min 7 sec Filesize : 4.60Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 7 Comments : Father struggles to explain to the children what all that noise was. Lucky for the him the neighbors turn up ! |
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: Mc Glashan - We even invented the English ! Clip length : 3 min 7 sec Filesize : 3.48Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 3 Comments : Here we see Mcglashan at his peak, The Scots invent everything under the sun. |
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: Bert Bastard - Over 80's Disco Clip length : 2 min 22 sec Filesize : 2.65Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 5 Comments : It is because of this very clip that this website exists! The phrase "Stimulate her Clematis" was what led to me creating this fan site. |
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: Dancing Surgeons - All things bright and beautiful Clip length : 1 min 4 sec Filesize : 1.23Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 6 Comments : x |
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: Absolutely opening Title theme Clip length : 28 sec Filesize : 584Kb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 7 (but actually ALL) Comments : These standard opening titles were used on every episode so should bring back some memories for you. The very start and end of the credits usually had a slight difference such as the cast looking at a fly or crying etc. |
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: Dressage without the Horses! Clip length : 1 min 18 sec Filesize : 1.5Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 1 Comments : Go on admit it you've been tempted to do this yourself ! |
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: The Greensleeves dance Clip length : 1 min 42 sec Filesize : 1.92Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 5 Comments : So whats this all about then?, Answers on a postcard! |
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: Gwenedd gets trapped in the Hoover Clip length : 4 min 25 sec Filesize : 4.93Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 4 Comments : Some classic lines here.. It must be very unpleasant in their for you, Would you like a cup of tea. What in Swansea are going on here. They can give quite a nasty suck. It are the least you can do. |
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: Shop keeper - How much is one of those? Clip length : 1 min 8 sec Filesize : 1.30Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 4 Comments : This has to be one of my own personal fave sketches of Absolutely. Its so simple, Quick and very funny. |
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: Calum - Opinion Poll Clip length : 2 min 39 sec Filesize : 2.98Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 5 Comments : So how would you vote and would you take so bloody long to decide as Calum? |
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: Security man Clip length : 3 min 24 sec Filesize : 3.81Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 2 Comments : A rouge handset situation, dive dive dive! |
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: The System Analysts song Clip length : 2 min 13 sec Filesize : 2.5Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 2 Comments : x |
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Title : Chief Clip length : 1 min 6 sec Filesize : 1.27Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 2 Comments : Which is what this am, I is , we am this are is be. |
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Title : The
Great Thinko Clip length : 1 min 4 sec Filesize : 1.22Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 2 Comments : I think there is a message there for us all ! |
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Title : Laughing
Man - Pub Clip length : 43 sec Filesize : 858Kb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 3 Comments : It's that Pavarotti-style mad laughing man! |
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Title : Denzil
- Getting ready for talk at Welsh Institute of Wood. Clip length : 3 min 15 sec Filesize : 3.64Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 2 Comments : Mr Ha Ha Haa the postman opens all the letters!, Poor Denzil in his suit mended by Gwenedd, oh Dear ! |
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Title : Calum
brings back some videos to the shop Clip length : 2 min 56 sec Filesize : 3.30Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 7 Comments : Now you know why the video shop never seems to have any videos ! |
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Title : Wedding
Video - well its just not the done thing. Clip length : 4 min 55 sec Filesize : 5.48Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 4 Comments : My god Brother-in-law Nick has done this girl proud with a 'wedding video to remember'. |
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Title : Nice
Family - booking a holiday Clip length : 2 min 30 sec Filesize : 2.82Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 1 Comments : The plastic spade he catches was thrown by the little girl in the previous sketch. |
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Title : Frank
Hovis - flytrap Clip length : 2 min 47 sec Filesize : 3.12Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 7 Comments : Feminist toilet seat, Up to your ankles in wee wee. |
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Title : Calum
getting a passport Clip length : 4 min 55 sec Filesize : 5.46Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 6 Comments : This is a post office isn't it ? |
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Title : Frank
Hovis Farting, Farting and more farting! Clip length : 1 min 17 sec Filesize : 1.46Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 6 Comments : This is an absolute classic sketch, You will hurt yourself laughing at this one. Frank being disgusting as ever! |
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Title : Photographer Clip length : 3 min 5 sec Filesize : 3.46Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 1 Comments : One hell of a strange character we have here. Completely Lully, Mind the Kitten, Vivian Leigh, tiny tiny hands ! |
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Title : Clever
song. Clip length : 57 sec Filesize : 1.09Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 4 Comments : Baikie at his best ! |
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Title : Sensible
Hair song. Clip length : 2 min 12 sec Filesize : 2.47Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 3 Comments : Great one off song, Gwen at the start of the sketch. |
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Title : Very
shy men at party (limp hand shakes) Clip length : 3 min 39 sec Filesize : 4.07Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 6 Comments : This sketch will make you cringe so much! |
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Title : Gwenedd
meets up with Denzils Brother. Clip length : 3 min 9 sec Filesize : 3.51Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 5 Comments : Illtyd comes around to see Gwenedd, Love those Chicken Skin shoes and great makeup ! Have you ever been given a carburetor instead of flowers ? |
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Title : Very
Bad swimmers indeed Clip length : 2 min 11 sec Filesize : 2.46Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 2 Comments : A one off sketch, very funny. Who's your money on? |
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Title : Painter Clip length : 3 min 4 sec Filesize : 3.43Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 2 Comments : A one off character, but one hell of a performance! |
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Title : Police
Interview - Nice and Nasty Clip length : 4 min 4 sec Filesize : 3.96Mb Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 1 Comments : A classic sketch about the interrogation of a suspect. What can we substitute for Nasty?, Don and George know what, eventually. |
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Title : Walkers
Crisp advert with Mr Don and Mr George Clip length : 9 sec Filesize : 222Kb Comments : This TV advert for Walkers Crisps was shown in June 1994, Luckily I had taped it at the time So 11 years later I'm able to show it here!. Gary Lineker is probably best known for staring in Walkers crisps adverts so how odd to see Don and george doing the very same. If you like UK TV adverts then you may enjoy my TV Advert page which you can look at by clicking here. |
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Title : John
Sparkes as Siadwell in Naked Video. Clip length : 2 Min 32 sec Filesize : 2.84Mb Featured in : Naked video Comments : John Sparkes appeared as Welsh poet Siadwell (pronounced Shadwell). He appeared each week informing you what he had been upto since last week. |
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