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Newly added video clipTitle : 50 greatest comedy sketches - Absolutely at No. 30
Clip length : 2 min 13 sec
Filesize : 2.50Mb
Featured in : 50 Greatest Comedy sketches show, CH4
Comments : On Channel 4 April 3rd 2005 a show called the 50 Greatest comedy sketches was shown. Absolutely came in at number 30, Thanks to those who voted for it !
This is the clip from that show.
To see the full top 50 see here.

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Title : Job Interview from hell
Clip length : 3 min 40 sec
Filesize : 4.09Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 1
Comments : This rare sketch was the second sketch in the very first episode and a taste of things to come.
Newly added video clipTitle : Little Girl - The Queen
Clip length : 3 min 52 sec
Filesize : 4.31Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 2
Comments : Shes king of all the country and the world and the universe. She has the special glasses that were given to her by Jesus.
Newly added video clipTitle : Don and George - Buying a Sofa
Clip length : 3 min 56 sec
Filesize : 4.41Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 1
Comments : It's too near and its not gunna work on a Thursday!.
Gas off I think George, Clever Clever
Newly added video clipTitle : Don and George - The Soups a bit ?
Clip length : 4 min 12 sec
Filesize : 4.69Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 6
Comments : The soups a little bit $!%&*£!""!, then theres a moment of calm isn't there!. Well theres mud in your eye Don.
Newly added video clipTitle : Nice Family - Bondage
Clip length : 4 min 7 sec
Filesize : 4.60Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 7
Comments : Father struggles to explain to the children what all that noise was. Lucky for the him the neighbors turn up !

Newly added video clipTitle : Mc Glashan - We even invented the English !
Clip length : 3 min 7 sec
Filesize : 3.48Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 3
Comments : Here we see Mcglashan at his peak, The Scots invent everything under the sun.
Newly added video clipTitle : Bert Bastard - Over 80's Disco
Clip length : 2 min 22 sec
Filesize : 2.65Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 5
Comments : It is because of this very clip that this website exists!
The phrase "Stimulate her Clematis" was what led to me creating this fan site.
Newly added video clipTitle : Dancing Surgeons - All things bright and beautiful
Clip length : 1 min 4 sec
Filesize : 1.23Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 6
Comments : x
Newly added video clipTitle : Absolutely opening Title theme
Clip length : 28 sec
Filesize : 584Kb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 7 (but actually ALL)
Comments : These standard opening titles were used on every episode so should bring back some memories for you. The very start and end of the credits usually had a slight difference such as the cast looking at a fly or crying etc.
Newly added video clipTitle : Dressage without the Horses!
Clip length : 1 min 18 sec
Filesize : 1.5Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 1
Comments : Go on admit it you've been tempted to do this yourself !
Newly added video clipTitle : The Greensleeves dance
Clip length : 1 min 42 sec
Filesize : 1.92Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 5
Comments : So whats this all about then?, Answers on a postcard!
Newly added video clipTitle : Gwenedd gets trapped in the Hoover
Clip length : 4 min 25 sec
Filesize : 4.93Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 4
Comments : Some classic lines here.. It must be very unpleasant in their for you, Would you like a cup of tea. What in Swansea are going on here. They can give quite a nasty suck. It are the least you can do.
Newly added video clipTitle : Shop keeper - How much is one of those?
Clip length : 1 min 8 sec
Filesize : 1.30Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 4
Comments : This has to be one of my own personal fave sketches of Absolutely. Its so simple, Quick and very funny.
Newly added video clipTitle : Calum - Opinion Poll
Clip length : 2 min 39 sec
Filesize : 2.98Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 5
Comments : So how would you vote and would you take so bloody long to decide as Calum?
Newly added video clipTitle : Security man
Clip length : 3 min 24 sec
Filesize : 3.81Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 2
Comments : A rouge handset situation, dive dive dive!
Newly added video clipTitle : The System Analysts song
Clip length : 2 min 13 sec
Filesize : 2.5Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 2
Comments : x
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Title : Chief
Clip length : 1 min 6 sec
Filesize : 1.27Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 2
Comments : Which is what this am, I is , we am this are is be.
Title : The Great Thinko
Clip length : 1 min 4 sec
Filesize : 1.22Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 2
Comments : I think there is a message there for us all !
Title : Laughing Man - Pub
Clip length : 43 sec
Filesize : 858Kb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 3
Comments : It's that Pavarotti-style mad laughing man!
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Title : Denzil - Getting ready for talk at Welsh Institute of Wood.
Clip length : 3 min 15 sec
Filesize : 3.64Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 2
Comments : Mr Ha Ha Haa the postman opens all the letters!, Poor Denzil in his suit mended by Gwenedd, oh Dear !
Title : Calum brings back some videos to the shop
Clip length : 2 min 56 sec
Filesize : 3.30Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 7
Comments : Now you know why the video shop never seems to have any videos !
Title : Wedding Video - well its just not the done thing.
Clip length : 4 min 55 sec
Filesize : 5.48Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 4
Comments : My god Brother-in-law Nick has done this girl proud with a 'wedding video to remember'.

Title : Nice Family - booking a holiday
Clip length : 2 min 30 sec
Filesize : 2.82Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 1
Comments : The plastic spade he catches was thrown by the little girl in the previous sketch.
Title : Frank Hovis - flytrap
Clip length : 2 min 47 sec
Filesize : 3.12Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 7
Comments : Feminist toilet seat, Up to your ankles in wee wee.
Title : Calum getting a passport
Clip length : 4 min 55 sec
Filesize : 5.46Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 6
Comments : This is a post office isn't it ?
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Title : Frank Hovis Farting, Farting and more farting!
Clip length : 1 min 17 sec
Filesize : 1.46Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 6
Comments : This is an absolute classic sketch, You will hurt yourself laughing at this one. Frank being disgusting as ever!
Title : Photographer
Clip length : 3 min 5 sec
Filesize : 3.46Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 1
Comments : One hell of a strange character we have here. Completely Lully, Mind the Kitten, Vivian Leigh, tiny tiny hands !
Title : Clever song.
Clip length : 57 sec
Filesize : 1.09Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 4
Comments : Baikie at his best !

Title : Sensible Hair song.
Clip length : 2 min 12 sec
Filesize : 2.47Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 3
Comments : Great one off song, Gwen at the start of the sketch.
Title : Very shy men at party (limp hand shakes)
Clip length : 3 min 39 sec
Filesize : 4.07Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 6
Comments : This sketch will make you cringe so much!
Title : Gwenedd meets up with Denzils Brother.
Clip length : 3 min 9 sec
Filesize : 3.51Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 5
Comments : Illtyd comes around to see Gwenedd, Love those Chicken Skin shoes and great makeup ! Have you ever been given a carburetor instead of flowers ?
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Title : Very Bad swimmers indeed
Clip length : 2 min 11 sec
Filesize : 2.46Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 2
Comments : A one off sketch, very funny. Who's your money on?
Title : Painter
Clip length : 3 min 4 sec
Filesize : 3.43Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 2
Comments : A one off character, but one hell of a performance!
Title : Police Interview - Nice and Nasty
Clip length : 4 min 4 sec
Filesize : 3.96Mb
Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 1
Comments : A classic sketch about the interrogation of a suspect.
What can we substitute for Nasty?, Don and George know what, eventually.
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Title : Walkers Crisp advert with Mr Don and Mr George
Clip length : 9 sec
Filesize : 222Kb
Comments : This TV advert for Walkers Crisps was shown in June 1994, Luckily I had taped it at the time So 11 years later I'm able to show it here!. Gary Lineker is probably best known for staring in Walkers crisps adverts so how odd to see Don and george doing the very same.
If you like UK TV adverts then you may enjoy my TV Advert page
which you can look at by clicking here.
Title : John Sparkes as Siadwell in Naked Video.
Clip length : 2 Min 32 sec
Filesize : 2.84Mb
Featured in : Naked video
Comments : John Sparkes appeared as Welsh poet Siadwell (pronounced Shadwell). He appeared each week informing you what he had been upto since last week.

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